Transcription - "Beg Borrow & Deal" Casting Tape

Homemade captions for this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlgH39p4EuU

Hi, my name is Joshua Gates, I am 24 years old, I live in Los Angeles California, and I am applying to be a contestant on ESPN's "Beg Borrow and BS [bullsh*t]". 

Rather than tell you why I would be a great contestant for your show, I'm gonna try and show you. I'm gonna attempt to BS my way into Walt Disneyland here in Anaheim California, which is notorious for having very tight security, so wish me luck! 

(a conversation ensues between Josh and the greeter/ticket taker where Josh says he left his brother's inhaler in a Main Street Disney restaurant. it doesn't look like Josh is getting in without a ticket until he says that his brother is having an asthma attack right now in the parking garage and he is reluctantly let in as long as he comes right back to check in with him)